Aug 22 2014 21:16 7 notes

Youtube banner made for takomomo!

Credits for the cutest sprites to her

Aug 22 2014 13:35 189 notes

askcristails:

The money obtained from these commissions will go towards:

1. Food, and eventually a permanent place to stay

2. Getting a GED to help my chances of getting a job

3. Upgrades to my laptop’s hardware to work faster

Thank you for reading this post, and have a nice day!

Aug 15 2014 18:23 3 notes

nowler

icon: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

url: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

theme: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

posts: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

overall: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

following: no sorry | yes | now I am | forever

((we need to talk more, that’s a fact ; ;))

Aug 15 2014 17:45 0 notes

icon: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

url: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

theme: don’t get it | okay (get one?) | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

posts: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

overall: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

following: no sorry | yes | now I am | forever

((i can’t really tell why you wanted this, but you’re free to talk whenever you want i suppose))

Aug 15 2014 17:44 1 note

icon: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

url: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

theme: don’t get it | okay (get one!) | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

posts: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

overall: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

following: no sorry | yes | now I am | forever

((you’ve been on my dash for so long that i would worry if you left; keep being rad, silly pone))

Aug 15 2014 17:24 0 notes

sjj009
☆?

icon: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

url: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

theme: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

posts: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

overall: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

following: no sorry | yes | now I am | forever

((if you want help with your blog’s theme, i’ll be happy to help :3))

Aug 15 2014 17:12 2 notes

icon: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

url: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

theme: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

posts: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

overall: don’t get it | okay | pretty good | perfect | I love it | I’m stEALING

following: no sorry | yes | now I am | forever

((you just have started following, but i hope we can get to be friends))

Aug 12 2014 12:41 11 notes

askstrikecomet:

I’m glad your alright too askcristails

Aug 11 2014 21:18 4 notes

Commissioned Wallpaper for Whole Wheat on Ponychan

(Artwork by Takomomo)

 I hope you like it!

Aug 9 2014 21:20 78 notes

setosora
Have you created a Patreon? I'd like to be a supporter ^.^

slugbox:

THANKS DAWG! I’ll do you one better! All of my digital work is pay what you want, even free, with no recurring plans, payments, or premiums! Everyone and anyone can have the same access, to the same content, regardless of their financial situation. There’s no passwords, DRM, and it’s free to share. Because it’s potentially free in the first place. You don’t have to sign up for any sites, become members of anything, or even pay at all for my work.

Pay what you want, when you want: [AwfulSlugMonster.com] 

But I’mma use this ask to explain WHY no Patreon, since everyone always be asking.

When you buy something digital (at any price) from my site, I don’t have to pay additional fees to Patreon for… Um… Wow why would I want to give 5% of my income to Patreon? Because it’s trendy? Because it’s cool? Because they use little progress bars to make you feel like you’re on Kickstarter? Patreon basically run the same services as Paypal, usually USING Paypal, with an extra 5% tacked on. Like… Anyone can run Patreon’s services themselves, using just a standard Paypal account. Patreon just charges you 5% to do it for you. And hey, maybe that convenience is worth it to you. But not to me.

Even if you want to argue that Patreon “allows porn” (Which, like any site, they only allow when it suits their financial needs, and is enforced arbitrarily with a financial favoritism that rivals DeviantArt. EG: People who bring in money don’t get in trouble and get special treatment and insurance.), you can just as easily and with the same level of risk offer a recurring Paypal plan for commissioned monthly porn to a client(s). You don’t have to SAY what the recurring payment is for, after all. Or hell, just draw porn for your followers or commissioned clients anyway, and take in support via SFW content. It’s not like you need more than half a brain to have SFW promotions on your NSFW sites, or find ways to make SFW components to your work look appealing.

So bruh, and everyone, thank you for your offer of support. I do get asked a lot how I make income without using Patreon. Um. Well. Because I don’t use Patreon. Because I can say I DON’T use Patreon Subscriptions. Because no one has to sign up to support me. Or set up recurring plans. Because unlike Patreon, checking out via file distributors is a SUPER streamlined and SUPER simple process. I can shoot people right over there in a stream and take in cash and/or support in real time. And ultimately I don’t bog myself down creating exclusive content JUST for a FEW subscribing followers. Everyone gets everything. It’s pay what you want after all. So I have more time to work on what I want, and assess what the general public wants, and deliver it to a wider audience of all kinds of financial backgrounds. And that means more followers which means mo’ moneeeyyyy. 

Look, Patreon is hip and cool and everyone’s in a rush to get in on it. Which is fine. It’s not a bad thing! Because honestly, a trendy cool name and service boosts your notoriety with almost zero effort. It makes you “legit.” And for a lot of publicly or personally reserved artists and personalities, it’s a relief to have that clout without having to put yourself out there. At a 5% premium, of course. Which may or may not be a loss to you! It’s a loss to ME, but if you don’t mind and want to use Patreon, that’s fine. But I think that site’s just another suave upstart who found a way to play middleman and leech off of artists who have been tricked into thinking they can’t be businessmen and businesswomen as well. Artists always be saying we gettin’ screwed over by the man and society and mainstream culture and yoooo you gonna just fork over 5% for no reason? bruh.

So head yourself over to [AwfulSlugMonster.com] and pay whatever you think I’m worth, for content, services, entertainment, whatever you want to pay me for. Or don’t. Download it free. Or pay after you’ve downloaded it. Or get a friend to send it to you. Assess the content. I’m completely transparent here.

I’m SURE I’m going to get angry “DON’T HAET ON MY PATREON BRO!” people here, as always. But I mean, it’s a business. And I gotta be upfront and honest. Honesty’s a good look after all. And honestly, how u gon haet on me? Like what I doing wrong? I’m telling the facts. And all my shit potentially free. Like you can’t even say I’m ripping people off or anything. How? I’m sorry you aren’t bringing in support for adult art by posting it free for everyone and only actually selling the SFW components. I’m sorry people prefer to pay a one time simple transaction of their choosing and at their leisure, rather than sign up for recurring monthly payments but yo are you REALLY surprised at these things? And you surprised that I can say “NO PATREON SUBSCRIPTIONS!” on banners and it’s a SELLING POINT to people? Do you expect me NOT to say that…? Cuz I’m gonna. Fuck I wanna get paid. I got bills. No subscriptions make my ass look fiiiiiiinnneeee. Pay what u want make mah booty loook goooooood. 

Besides, one dissident like myself is hardly a scratch on the armor of Patreon’s amazingly positive public image. Which is marketing armor i have nothing but respect and admiration for, even if I think they’re smarmy middle men at the core.

Sooo beeteedubs if you want a QUICK HANDY GUIDE TO USING E-JUNKIE LIKE ME, WELL I MADE ONE UP THAT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD RIGHT [HERE!] go getchu some cash y’all.